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Thanks to this momentous occasion, I was rewarded with a medal on my return to the land of the free. Now I have been promoted for valour in the face of potentially having to set myself on fire for the freedom of Tibet (It was a big medal :P)

Yes, I am now a Review Moderator. While the BBS mods potentially will still mock me, I have now ascended to a position of (moderate) power, that I can delete the occasional review and ban people. AWESOME!

Of all the birthday presents I had, this is really the best one. Thanks so much you guys.

I'm going to try not to let the power go to my head. It's going to be difficult, but I think I can manage it.

Updated: 04/09/09 5:02 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

51 Comments

Apr. 9, 2009 | 5:21 AM Shreddy says:

congratulations man! seems the only english gents left to be modded are bobbaQ and myself haha

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:28 AM Coop83 responds:

You know what this means? We need more English Gents!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:03 AM Bahamut says:

CONGRATS COOP! :D

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:29 AM Coop83 responds:

THANKS BAHAMUT! :D

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:07 AM chrisG755 says:

What about me?

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:29 AM Coop83 responds:

What about you?

Well, your name is chrisG755. That's all I know about you, so let's end this conversation

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:07 AM chrisG755 says:

oh yeh and congrats

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:30 AM Coop83 responds:

Thanks

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:27 AM mwmike says:

Well done for that, and happy belated birthday!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:30 AM Coop83 responds:

Thanks - there was much metal, cake and Family Guy

Apr. 9, 2009 | 7:30 AM Fro says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /433969

My review here makes more sense and isn't so badly timed now.

Also, congrats on the modship. Hope your still as active elsewhere on the site.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:31 AM Coop83 responds:

Thanks - if anything, I'll be even more active on the site, if that's at all possible :P

Apr. 9, 2009 | 7:43 AM WavyGravy says:

Must be a overwhelming feeling. :-) Welcome aboard Coop83, it really was a no-brainer that you were chosen. Just prepare for the onslaught of waves and waves of scattered reviews, plus the occasionally angry PMs (NEVR can vouch on that).

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:32 AM Coop83 responds:

Meh, I've been used to angry PMs before - darknessdweller keeps asking why I don't go to stickam any more. Mostly because of him, I feel, though that's another story.

I'm enjoying it so far though :)

Apr. 9, 2009 | 8:19 AM RohantheBarbarian says:

Coop, did I or did I not make a comment about you getting modded after the London meet ;P

Seriously though, congrats man, you deserve the hell out of it. Hopefully this won't be a drain on your time spent in Wi/Ht?, especially the LUL.

Congrats again dude :D

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:33 AM Coop83 responds:

Yeah, but you're too new to have insider information, aren't you?

I will not be forsaking the LUL and my lists will become more prominent once more. the Responses one might even become more special for me again...

Apr. 9, 2009 | 9:03 AM Shreddy says:

nahhh we just need the last two to be modded so our lovely club is piss stained all over :P

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:33 AM Coop83 responds:

It's not a piss stain. We mods may be into the occasional queef fumble, but we draw the line at watersports!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 9:17 AM BobbaQ says:

Good show old chap. Expect BBM to come here and laugh at you for only being a review mod :P Everyone but me is a mod these days :(

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:33 AM Coop83 responds:

Looks like the coast is clear for now :P

Apr. 9, 2009 | 9:31 AM Haggard says:

Congrats!

Hope you become a BBS Mod too, soon. Just like NEVR before you! :)

And hopefully your B/P pace and posting pace won't suffer too much now.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:34 AM Coop83 responds:

I'm happy with this for now. My arse is too sore for more modly anointing at present!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 9:51 AM Life-Stream says:

Congrats Coop. Deserve it man!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:34 AM Coop83 responds:

*poses* Well, you know. The best things come to those who wait.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:03 AM dx5231 says:

Congratulations on becoming a mod! Let's hope you won't act like poozy, but in the reviews.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:35 AM Coop83 responds:

Well, I haven't had a shave this morning, so maybe I can grow some Hitler-esque facial hair...

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:38 AM Mexifry says:

Haha.
I find it Ironic that I get my first ever ban when a new mod is put into place. :P

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:47 AM Coop83 responds:

I'm sure I didn't ban you...

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:50 AM Ismael92 says:

Rohan was right... It's... It's the prophecy!

Also congrats.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 10:57 AM Coop83 responds:

QUICK! ROHAN, GIVE ME SIX NUMBERS BETWEEN 1 AND 49!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 11:14 AM NewsReporter says:

Well done Coop83! Even though you are now a review moderator on Newgrounds, you should still find some time to watch the latest episodes of Corrie.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 11:20 AM Coop83 responds:

I wish I could moderate your reviews on Corrie :P

Apr. 9, 2009 | 11:31 AM Auz says:

0.0

Wow. Congrats!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 11:54 AM Coop83 responds:

Thanks

Apr. 9, 2009 | 11:34 AM Auz says:

Wait a minute. Not to be rude, but may I ask on what basis you became a review mod? Seeing that your whistle level is silver. I thought they were always mainly looking for people with deity whistle, which seems logical to me.

So was it because of all the good reviews you´ve written? Your activity on the forums? A combination of all kinds of reasons?

Just being curious.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 11:56 AM Coop83 responds:

Well, I'd assume that it's because I haven't had a review deleted for ages, I write good quality reviews and I'm an all round nice guy

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Now that that's over, I don't really know, to be honest. I never asked Wade last night, as I was too dumbstruck to do anything. Maybe I'll ask him on AIM tonight.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 2:14 PM RohantheBarbarian says:

6 numbers? Ok, ok, don't panic! Erm, 3, 15, 11, 9, 26 and 19. Is that ok?

Wait a minute, 3 + 15 + 11 + 9 + 26 + 19 =... Oh my god, it equals 83!

THE NUMBERS HAVE SPOKEN!!!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 2:29 PM Coop83 responds:

Numbers are statistics, without so much razzmatazz.

Adding that stat about the 83 pushed it over the edge

ALL HAIL THE STATISTICS!

If you could have added the number 36 in there, it would have been even better :P

Apr. 9, 2009 | 2:28 PM Doomsday-One says:

Wow! Nice work =)
Enjoying your shiny new yellow aura?

Oh, and happy birthday!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 2:55 PM Coop83 responds:

Thanks man - I'm going bowling again next week, maybe I can get some more practice in for the next NG meetup :)

Apr. 9, 2009 | 2:36 PM Imacow says:

Well congratulations, my good man.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 2:56 PM Coop83 responds:

Thanks very much

Apr. 9, 2009 | 2:40 PM ThePigeonMaster says:

I saw that coming, I'm glad to see another wi/ht user being part of the moderation team.

Good luck!

Apr. 9, 2009 | 2:57 PM Coop83 responds:

Not quite the case that you saw it coming, but I'll let you off

Apr. 9, 2009 | 3:04 PM deckheadtottie says:

I didn't see this coming.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 5:56 PM Coop83 responds:

ROFLMAO

Apr. 9, 2009 | 4:08 PM mwmike says:

Since you're now a review mod, I urge you to check out the following user's reviews. They're short, offer no constructive criticism and one doesn't even contain a single word.

http://glovia1.newgrounds.com/reviews /flash/

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:01 PM Coop83 responds:

Next time, let me know via PM ;)

Apr. 9, 2009 | 4:10 PM Twilight says:

What about Bahamut?

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:02 PM Coop83 responds:

What about him?

Apr. 9, 2009 | 4:49 PM GodsBitch says:

A review mod?!

I can only imagine the disappointment you must be feeling.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:06 PM Coop83 responds:

Disappointment? Nah, I'm loving the new powers and the fanboys that it brings with them

Apr. 9, 2009 | 6:44 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Deletin' Ur Reviewz
Rapin' Ur Inbox

Apr. 10, 2009 | 6:42 AM Coop83 responds:

Well, I've not gone completely mad with power yet :P

Apr. 10, 2009 | 9:21 AM Fro says:

So you say this is your best present that you got for your birthday. What exactly did your girlfriend give you then? A present that's not better than this? :(

Apr. 10, 2009 | 2:22 PM Coop83 responds:

Some dvds and some cds, but I'm not telling you fuckers about other stuff.

You have to search on the internet for the videos that I post of that. $14.95 per month!

Apr. 10, 2009 | 4:44 PM Hacsev says:

Congratulations, Coop!

Apr. 10, 2009 | 5:10 PM Coop83 responds:

Thanks

Apr. 11, 2009 | 7:25 PM Malachy says:

technically being a review mod is a half step below human being

Apr. 12, 2009 | 6:14 AM Coop83 responds:

Aaw, I love you too :P

Apr. 13, 2009 | 3:23 AM kljigs500 says:

Hey SC. Congrats on being a mod. hope u do well in ur mod things :P

God Bless.

-kl00

Apr. 13, 2009 | 5:41 AM Coop83 responds:

It's easy enough... though this morning, I've just checked in and there were 196 flagged reviews to clear -.-

Apr. 13, 2009 | 3:26 AM Sectus says:

Congrats and some shit, it'll be tough, but I think you can do it.

Apr. 13, 2009 | 5:41 AM Coop83 responds:

I'm enjoying it :)

Apr. 14, 2009 | 12:46 PM ArcaneInsight says:

What a joke you and your life are.

Apr. 14, 2009 | 1:24 PM Coop83 responds:

I thought it was funny

Apr. 14, 2009 | 1:23 PM BananaBreadMuffin says:

you still suck

Apr. 14, 2009 | 1:24 PM Coop83 responds:

And so do you when we 69!

Apr. 15, 2009 | 10:05 AM Sterance says:

the review system is horribly fucked up, and i boycott it by not reviewing anymore. Hopefully you can un-fuck the system.

we'll see.

Apr. 15, 2009 | 11:26 AM Coop83 responds:

It's possible to un-fuck the system by writing good reviews. Yours are better than most of the pitiful YouTube comments that I have to deal with at the moment, so get back into it and let the authors know how to improve their submissions!

Apr. 15, 2009 | 11:43 PM SpeedMetalSandwich says:

Congratulations dude, well earned position. Go hard and delete the ass out of them reviews!

Apr. 16, 2009 | 3:34 AM Coop83 responds:

Well, I would, but someone already cleared the flags. *relaxes*

Apr. 16, 2009 | 2:48 AM ThePigeonMaster says:

"It's possible to un-fuck the system by writing good reviews."

Epic :P
It's a shame that the kids you have to take care don't understand those words.

Apr. 16, 2009 | 3:35 AM Coop83 responds:

I only speak the truth!

Like you say, a shame some people don't get it.

Apr. 19, 2009 | 1:51 PM Bahamut says:

37 Comments

If only gfox saw this sooner.

Apr. 19, 2009 | 1:56 PM Coop83 responds:

Yeah, but no you've made this comment 38 >:(

Apr. 20, 2009 | 5:08 PM jebusness says:

FUCK YOU.YOU BANNED ME D;<

Apr. 21, 2009 | 3:17 AM Coop83 responds:

You broke the rules, twat. Asking for a flash to be blammed will get you a ban.

Apr. 20, 2009 | 6:53 PM jebusness says:

DONT LET THE POWER GO TO YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!YOUR DOING AWEFUL D:< BITCH!

Apr. 21, 2009 | 3:17 AM Coop83 responds:

Haha, I'm doing a better job than you could :3

If you want to talk to me about why you were banned, send me a PM - talking about it here only serves to make you look more retarded

Updated: Apr. 21, 2009, 3:44 AM

Apr. 21, 2009 | 5:29 PM jebusness says:

dude...im 11...not an 18 year old dork...im not pming you about this crap...plus 2...im no retard...i get good grades in school.......i may have autism.....but that doesnt mean anything.i am who i am bitch.

Apr. 21, 2009 | 6:30 PM Coop83 responds:

Dude, you broke the rules, so you got banned. I'm just doing my job

Apr. 22, 2009 | 3:25 AM iscrulz says:

I am clicking your Ads turn it on if you haven't and the pennies should be pouring in. Also don't review lol ban my for writing hateful Foamy reviews. Also a big fuck you for passing me in B/P (June)

Apr. 22, 2009 | 5:56 AM Coop83 responds:

You've added $0.05 to my earnings :)

Also, don't feel too bad about me B/Ping past you, feel bad about me reviewing past you, which will come as well :P

Updated: Apr. 22, 2009, 5:57 AM

Apr. 22, 2009 | 6:42 AM Grub-Xer0 says:

Bite me faggot

Apr. 22, 2009 | 8:04 AM Coop83 responds:

*bites* *spits out* Nah, I'm on a diet

Apr. 22, 2009 | 11:23 AM Wraith2000 says:

Aha, I think you'll find the review had everything to do with the submission.

You are simply unabstractificated, you pleonastic ponce.

OHOHOHO

Good luck with the whole review ban thing. Reviews are probably the hardest to ban for, as there are lots of stupid little rules that contradict each other in some way.

Apr. 22, 2009 | 1:33 PM Coop83 responds:

Well, from what I saw, it wasn't something that was telling the author how to carry on with their piece and even make improvements.

You are a conceited little Mick, aren't you?

Apr. 22, 2009 | 1:04 PM Doomsday-One says:

It seems that you're already feeling the love that becoming a Review Mod brings =P

Apr. 22, 2009 | 1:33 PM Coop83 responds:

Oh yeah, I'll embrace the love and warmth from all of the good people who come by - be sure to click my ads :P

Apr. 22, 2009 | 4:50 PM Wraith2000 says:

Define, 'Mick'.

Apr. 22, 2009 | 5:08 PM Coop83 responds:

Derrogatory term relating to people from Ireland. We don't care if it's north or south of the border, it still stands in my eyes.

Since you lowered the tone to petty name calling

Apr. 22, 2009 | 6:52 PM jebusness says:

doin your job?pfft,sucking your dick u mean....your going over your head i dont know the fucking idiot who made you mod

Apr. 23, 2009 | 3:10 AM Coop83 responds:

If you read the FAQ, you'll see that you broke the rules which leads to a ban. Get over it, learn to write constructive reviews and get on with your life.

Apr. 23, 2009 | 11:43 AM 36Holla says:

DAMMET COOP U REVUE B@ MEEEEE N U SUK ONLI BECUZ I TOL SUM BUDDY 2 KIL DEMSEVLES. i H@ U! I H@ u!

DX<

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Lovely day out isn't it good sir?

Apr. 23, 2009 | 12:25 PM Coop83 responds:

Bloody brilliant - I thrive on the hatred of the little people

Apr. 23, 2009 | 6:23 PM jebusness says:

oh...ok.cool.i am so sorry.i was pist :[

Apr. 23, 2009 | 6:29 PM Coop83 responds:

Glad you understand now

Apr. 24, 2009 | 11:34 AM Wraith2000 says: